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Let’s Over-Analyze a Commercial, Shall We?

At work, Rebekah was talking about the Filet-o-Fish commercial and then posted the link on Facebook. The first time I watched it, I cracked up. But then the song got stuck in my head for two days. And now I’m seeing the commercial all the time. If you haven’t seen it, take a look, but as the fish would say, if it were stuck in your head, you wouldn’t be laughing at all.

I don’t quite get it. Things this commercial makes me wonder:

-Why, exactly, does the fish want the sandwich? Does he want to eat it? Is he a cannibal? Or
does he want to, like, find solidarity with another dead fish?

-And why does he say “give me back that Filet-o-Fish”? When was it ever his? Is it his fish buddy or something? Or…maybe part of him was made into a sandwich and the rest of him is hanging on the wall? Ew.

-Also, “You wouldn’t be laughing at all”? The guy’s not laughing!

-And also, the guy seems pretty nonchalant about the whole thing. His friend who walks in while the fish is singing is the only one who looks surprised. So…has this happened before? Does the fish normally start singing? Does he only sing when you eat a Filet-o-Fish, or does he burst into song for any other reason? Does he take requests? Does he only sing, or does he talk, too?

-Also, I’m pretty sure this ad is running now because it’s Lent—the whole no-meat-on-Fridays thing. So…why exactly is this supposed to encourage us to eat Filet-o-Fish? Does McDonalds think reminding us of the poor, dead fish that went into the sandwich is supposed to make us want to eat them?

-At what point in this post did you say, “Wow, Katie has thought about this way too much”?

It’s Been Awhile Since I Did a TV Post

And this time it’s about Mad Men.

The pilot began with a title card:

“MAD MEN: A term coined in the late 1950’s to describe the advertising executives of Madison Avenue.They coined it.”

I don’t know what it is about this show. Most of the characters aren’t very likeable and the pacing is maddeningly (no pun intended) slow. But there’s something about it that sucks you in.

I actually hesitate to write too much about it because I don’t want to give a lot away. I caught the first season on On Demand, and I accidentally found out about one of the major plot twists of the first season before I saw it. But here are the basics: it’s set in New York in the 1960s and is about the lives and careers of advertising executives. If it’s accurate, advertising execs of that era were always drunk. And smoking. And, quite often, very sexist. And adhering to the sleeping-with-the-secretary cliché.

But while details like that are often heavy-handed, there are a lot of more subtle things going on. The first season ended at Thanksgiving of 1960, and the second season picked up on Valentine’s Day of 1962. At first, it seemed like not much had changed in a little over a year. But then, without giving too much away, I started picking up on little differences in the ways the characters interacted with each other—ways that symbolize the changes of the country as a whole during the 60s. The times, they are a-changin.

The protagonist, Don Draper, is a handsome thirty-something played extraordinarily well by Jon Hamm, and it’s a credit to both him and the writers that I find the character so interesting. To put it bluntly, he’s kind of an ass—he cheats on his wife, lies without batting an eye, and protects his own interests to the point of occasional cruelty. But somehow, I’m still rooting for him and waiting to learn more about him as his mysterious backstory unfolds. (I can hear how vague I sound, but seriously, I don’t want to give anything away.)

The most interesting characters, though, are the women. Betty, Don’s wife, is a beautiful former model who’s become a lonely housewife, unable to show warmth to her children and resentful of her unfaithful, inattentive husband. But while in Season 1 she was at times timid, in the second season she’s developed a steely glare and a firm tone of voice, and I’m interested to see what will happen with her character in Season 3. Joan Holloway, the office manager, uses wisely the power she has over the secretarial pool—and the different kind of power she has over the office men. In a different life and time, she could be one of the men she works for. But although she did well at one opportunity to fill in for a male colleague, her work went unnoticed, and sadly, her future is probably bound to her degrading relationship with her fiancé. On the other hand, Peggy Olson, the earnest secretary-turned-copywriter, is a woman who’s finding success in a man’s job. It’s been fascinating to watch her try to figure out how to succeed. Should she try to be one of the guys, or embrace her femininity? Should she treat the men as her superiors or as equals? Should she stay true to her kind nature or look out her own interests at the expense of her colleagues? The influence that Don, her boss, has over her is intriguing—particularly when he urges her to hide a secret she’s keeping, much like Don hides his own past. As the show continues, I wonder if she’ll continue to become more like Don.

There was a great article in the Globe recently that brought up some good points about the relevance these characters have in today’s world. Really, there could be a million more articles like that on all kinds of topics. I feel like I could write a paper, or several, on Mad Men. There’s nothing else like it on TV right now—and it’s also becoming clearer that the writers have a vision for this show, and that it could be headed for some very interesting storylines in the next season (which, sadly, won’t start until next summer).

Sports, TV, The T….The Usual Suspects

So! It’s a great weekend for sports. The Sox begin the ALCS against Cleveland on Friday. My BC Eagles, who are ranked 4th in the country (!!!!! I know!!!! BC!!! We might actually make it to the BSC this year!!!! No, really!!!! Okay, enough with the obnoxious multiple exclamation points. (!)) are playing Notre Dame, and even though the Irish are 1-5 and beating them won’t be like my freshman year when we ruined their season, anyone who knows BC football knows how important the ND game always is to the BC community. Next year, when the game’s here, I am so buying tickets.

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I’ve seen three new shows this season and weirdly, all three (Chuck, Pushing Daisies, and Gossip Girl) have characters named Chuck.

Chuck is cute. That’s a weird word to use about a spy show, but that’s what it is. It’s cute. The creator is Josh Schwartz, who also did The O.C., and it’s kind of got the same nerd humor going on. It seems like once they develop the characters more and figure out where the plot is going, it will get even better. And I kind of hope that Bryce, the old roommate who sent Chuck the email that caused the images to be downloaded into his brain, isn’t really dead. I’m almost more interested in him than anyone else. Oh, yeah, and I love that Chuck completely unironically calls his sister’s boyfriend Captain Awesome. You know how on The Office Creed doesn’t get much screen time but he makes the most of what he has? That’s what Captain Awesome is to this show.

Josh Schwartz’s other show is Gossip Girl, and that’s…not quite as good. I’ve never read the books they’re based on, so I can’t comment on that, but as a teen drama, it’s more One Tree Hill than The O.C. There’s almost no humor and even less heart. The O.C. took place in a beautiful town full of rich people, but it focused on the outsiders. While Gossip Girl is also about rich, beautiful people (but in New York City instead of Orange County), it asks you to care about the insiders. And in the two episodes I saw, these high schoolers, who sleep with their friends’ significant others and have no trouble ordering martinis in bars, were pretty hard to sympathize with.

Then there’s Pushing Daisies, which is…unlike any show I’ve ever seen. After I saw the pilot, I thought it would have made a great movie, but I wasn’t sure how it would work as an ongoing show. But the second episode was pretty good, too. The problem, I think, is going to be keeping up the whimsy for a long period of time. The light, whimisical tone is best in small doses, so while I’m enjoying the show, I…almost hope it gets cancelled. At least then it will get to remain fresh and original forever instead of going stale.

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The T has apparently decided to play music in the stations. This afternoon I heard music in South Station. I don’t think I like this. What if I want to listen to my iPod instead? Or enjoy the relative quiet of a mostly empty T station, if I’m there at an off hour? And seriously, considering how slow the T is and what assholes most of the T drivers are, and considering that last Friday they suspended service during rush hour due to an extremely small trash fire in the Park Street station that was out before the dozens of fire trucks showed up…they decide to improve things with music?

Yet Another I-Got-Hooked-On-A-Show Post

So. Ugly Betty. It seems like the kind of show you should hate, doesn’t it? The kind of show you roll your eyes at, like oh-yeah-that-trashy-show-that-thinks-it’s-so-clever? Or at least the kind of show you’re into for a few episodes at most before it becomes old news? It’s got everything stacked against it. It’s a remake of a Colombian telenovela (oh, come on, do they really think that will work on American TV?). It invokes all the world-of-fashion clichés (didn’t we see those in The Devil Wears Prada?). And it’s both a comedy and a soap opera (Desperate Housewives tried and fizzled—despite my high hopes for it at the beginning of last season, it didn’t go anywhere interesting and I think I’m done with it now).

And yet somehow, none of these things are a problem. I wouldn’t even call Ugly Betty a guilty pleasure like The O.C. or American Idol, because honestly, the show is so well-done that there’s really nothing to feel guilty about.

So why does this show work? Well, first of all, the writing is terrific. There’s a subtle element of self-awareness to it that makes all the difference. It’s not like The O.C., where Seth would do things like say to rich jocks about to beat him up, “You wouldn’t really hurt me, would you, because that would be so clichéd…oh, okay, I guess you’re fans of the cliché.” With Ugly Betty, it’s more like small touches that clue you in that the writers aren’t taking this too seriously. The scenes that seem the most soapy are the ones that are filmed the most obviously, with an over-the-top facial expression or a dramatic swell of music to at the climax of a scene. So when an episode ends with a murder confession, or when a character is meeting a dark figure standing in the shadows, or when a mysterious lady we’ve seen only under bandages turns out to be a character’s supposedly-dead brother who faked his own death and had a sex-change operation…it’s clear that the writers know how ridiculous those situations sound if you say them out loud.

But the strange thing is that even with crazy soap-opera plots, and even with superficial fashion-world characters, the characters still seem real. Which is another huge reason the show works—it has a cast full of characters you like and care about. Betty is such a great character. She has this knack for getting into awkward situations that makes her easy to relate to, and she’s so smart, determined, and outspoken that it’s hard to root against her. She lives in Queens with her widowed father, who’s struggling to legalize his immigration status; her loudmouthed older sister Hilda; and her effeminate twelve-year-old nephew, Justin, all of whom add a lot of memorable scenes and provide a nice contrast to her shallow co-workers at fashion magazine Mode.

Strangely enough, though, said shallow co-workers are hard to hate. I really like Betty’s boss, Daniel, a sex addict who can often be dense and self-centered. But he’s a good person at heart who does care about the people closest to him. Then there are the villains. Vanessa Williams is great as Wilhelmina, the scheming creative director after Daniel’s editor-in-chief job. She’s the caricature of a fashion-obsessed, Botox-using, power-hungry bitch, but there are little moments where we see that she does have a heart—when she punches an asshole guy who upset her friend, when she sends the daughter she’s sent to boarding school and long neglected a care package and puts extra thought into it. Two other characters whom I like despite their evilness are Marc, Wilhelmina’s catty but hilarious gay assistant, and Amanda, the gorgeous, bitchy receptionist. Both of them have their sympathetic moments as well—there’s a heartbreaking episode where Marc comes out to his mother, only to have her promptly disown him, and it’s hard not to feel for Amanda when you learn that she likes Daniel, who only sees her as another one-night stand.

Maybe the most sympathetic villain of all, though, is Alexis—the brother-who-faked-his-own-death-but-really-had-a-sex-change-operation I mentioned earlier. After Alexis (formerly Alex) comes back from the dead, she also vies for her brother Daniel’s job. But as she adjusts to her new life as a woman, she also has to deal with guys in bars calling her a freak and the rejection of her father, who pays a man to try to seduce her and get her to leave the country.

This show is kind of like the anti-Sex and the City: it’s got a heroine who’d rather play DDR with her nephew than go out for a night on the town, more concerned with her journalism career and her family’s health than with the latest style of Manolos, and more eager to feel her lips tingling when she kisses the geeky accountant she likes than to sleep with the first hot guy who crosses her path. And while I love Sex and the City, I have to say, Betty is my kind of girl. (On a personal note, I think part of her appeal is that she’s the same age as me and has the same interest in writing.)

I got hooked on this show over the summer, and I can’t wait to see what’s in store next season—this time, I can watch the plot twists you don’t see coming as they air.

In My Defense…

I like The Office.

And I’m also starting to get into American Idol.

I’ve posted about TV before, and you might have noticed a pattern. I like Gilmore Girls, I grew embarrassingly obsessed with The O.C. in its final season, I caught up with Sex and the City via the DVDs, I still watch Desperate Housewives (although as of late I don’t like it quite as much), and I was one of three people watching Six Degrees, which was just cancelled. Meanwhile, Studio 60 drove me crazy.

So basically, my taste in TV shows, like my taste in music and everything else about me, is uncool. I watch shows that absolutely no one else is watching, shows being used past their expiration dates, shows aimed at teenagers.

And American Idol is my new guilty pleasure.

Now, this is not entirely my fault. Despite my great cable package, I’ve never had the premium channels longer than a month, so I’ve never seen anything on HBO or Showtime.

But sometimes…I just don’t see what the big deal is about a show. So many people raved about Arrested Development when it was on, but I saw it three times and…honestly? I thought all the characters were really annoying (even Jason Bateman’s character, whom I think we were supposed to like), and it didn’t make me laugh once. I’m not a huge fan of sci-fi or fantasy (with the exceptions of The X-Files and Harry Potter), so I don’t watch Heroes or Doctor Who or Battlestar Galactica. And sometimes I can appreciate a show for what it is but, for whatever reason, can’t get into it. I thought The West Wing was a well-done show, but for some reason it never really captured my interest enough to compel me to tune in every week. (Plus I kind of hate Aaron Sorkin now—hear what a jackass he is in this interview.)

But now I have some credibility. I like The Office. The American version, at least. Please ignore the fact that I haven’t seen the British version yet.

And the fact that I’ve been watching American Idol lately.

Yes, I like The Office! I think it’s genuinely funny, well-written, and well-acted. I’m still catching up with the DVDs my friend lent me, but so far, I do see what the big deal is. It won the Emmy for Best Comedy Series last year, and it completely deserved it.

I think the important thing for me with TV shows, any shows, is for me to be interested in the characters. If I want plot, I watch a movie. But I can appreciate a show like the late, potentially-great Six Degrees, which didn’t have a lot of big, dramatic moments, but had six main characters about whom I genuinely cared. On the other hand, with very few exceptions, all the characters on Studio 60 annoyed the hell out of me.

Yeah, I know, still doesn’t explain the American Idol thing.

But I think the characters on The Office are great. You have the over-the-top characters (Michael and Dwight) along with the likeable, interesting, realistic ones (Jim and Pam—and yes, I do want them together!), and then all the other office people who have distinct, often funny, personalities but seem like people with whom you might actually work. The show always makes me laugh, but it never seems like it’s straining or trying too hard.

Maybe I just miss singing? I’m living vicariously through Melinda Doolittle (who should totally win)?

So, yes. I like The Office. I like a show that, at the moment, is pretty hard to disparage. Does that make up for my questionable taste in the past?

Or does American Idol just ruin everything? At least I’m not voting for Sanjaya.

My (Belated) Love Affair With Sex and the City

For the longest time, I couldn’t stand Sex and the City, the show from which I took the quote at the top of my blog. I didn’t think it was that funny, and I though Carrie was annoying. But last summer, all of a sudden I got into it. I think I just reached a certain point in my life where I’d heard enough hookup and relationship stories that I could see people I knew in the show, and I could find it funny.

And I could see why so many other girls are into it. It’s kind of like the show for women of my generation. And why not? I know that for years, women have had to struggle against the idea of existing only to find a man, which is what this show was all about. But the truth is, women really do sit around discussing their love lives. We have careers, we have dreams, we have independence—but we still love to talk about guys. We analyze guys’ behavior, we discuss the pros and cons of different men, we debate what constitutes a deal-breaker. Some women might see it as sexist or stereotypical, but honestly, I think it’s just accurate.

It’s interesting, though, that this is the show that spawned He’s Just Not That Into You (aka my relationship BIBLE), because although that philosophy found its way into one episode, if the girls had followed the advice of Greg Behrendt, there’d be no show. Mr. Big would have been history after the first episode.

Mr. Big is also one reason why Carrie is my least favorite character. I’ve seen every episode now, and I absolutely cannot stand Big. I think he’s an arrogant, inconsiderate jackass—not to mention completely unattractive. I loved Aidan, though—he was a sweetheart who put up with way too much shit from Carrie, whom I completely lost respect for when she cheated on Aidan with Big.

But the thing is—that is realistic. There are, unfortunately, too many Carrie Bradshaws in the world, women who have an idea of what they want but don’t like it when they finally get it. Women who chase after what they can’t have when they have something great right in front of them. Women who aren’t happy in a relationship unless there’s drama, and worry when there isn’t drama. I know people like that. So do you. And I’d like to think that I would never act like that…but in reality, I can’t say for sure.

The interesting thing about Sex and the City is that we see it as both a reality and a fantasy. Over 94 episodes, four women engaged in about every relationship, dating, and sexual situation that exists. There’s no way you couldn’t see yourself or one of your friends in at least one of those situations. Plus, girls who watch the show tend to compare themselves to the four main women. I used to think I was a Charlotte, but now I think Miranda. And I definitely have friends who remind me of Carrie, Samantha, and Charlotte.

But how many of us have luxury apartments in Manhattan and clothes right off the runway? How many of us have jobs like Carrie’s that only require one column a week, leaving us free to walk around the city all day? How many of us manage to go out with our friends every weekend? How many of us have the chance to meet the sheer number of guys on the show, let alone date them? Every time I watch this show, I want to be a rich New Yorker, and I suspect I’m not the only one.

But it’s a fantasy in other ways, too. Take, for instance, Samantha, who, according to Carrie, “had the kind of deluded self-confidence that caused men like Ross Perot to run for president, and it usually got her what she wanted.” In nearly every episode, Samantha sees a man she’s never met, decides she wants him, and goes after him, almost always successfully. We’ve all wanted to be in that situation, but how many of us actually have the self-confidence to do it?

We see ourselves in the Sex and the City characters, but we also see what we wish we could be. We see the lifestyle we dream about having but probably never will. And even though in reality, he’s probably just not that into us, we still hold onto that hope that in the end, we’ll ask him to come up, and he’ll smile, and his answer will ring in our ears forever: “Abso-fuckin’-lutely.”

Katie Recommends: The O.C.

Actually, not “recommends” so much as “begs and pleads with you to watch.”

Yes—bear with me, readers, whoever you are. Maybe you’re my friends, or my relatives, or a random stranger who stumbled across my facebook profile. Maybe you’re someone who checked out SSTS after seeing an excerpt from it in the Globe. Maybe you found me through blogger, or by googling something.

But whoever you are, I am going to try to convince you to start watching The O.C., which is struggling in the ratings this season.

What’s that you say? You stopped watching The O.C. a long time ago when it started to suck? You got sick of Marissa’s whiney drama? You hated annoying new characters like Johnny? You got bored with the whole Sandy-taking-over-the-Newport-Group thing? You didn’t like the focus shifting away from Ryan? You got sick of Seth being self-centered and constantly screwing things up with Summer? And you miss Season 1, when it was more of a dramedy?

Well, you’re in luck, my friend. Everything that drove you away from the show? Gone. Now, granted, I am a latecomer to The O.C., only having begun to watch it last year under the influence of my roommates (one of whom had the DVDs for the first two seasons, which helped me catch up), but the last six episodes have taken it from, “Oh, yeah, it’s on tonight, right?” to the highlight of my TV-viewing week.

Here’s what’s going right with the show this season:

1. Marissa’s dead.

Now, besides the obvious benefits of this development (i.e. no more Marissa being whiney and self-destructive and drinking too much and flirting with other guys while dating Ryan), her death has lead to some fantastic episodes. We’ve gotten to see everyone who was close to Marissa grieving in different ways. The first three episodes had Ryan dealing (badly) with Marissa’s death, first by cage fighting and shutting himself out from the Cohens, then by conspiring with Julie to find and kill Volchok (Marissa’s ex who caused her death by running her and Ryan off the road). Ultimately, his decision not to kill Volchok once he finds him

1 a.) brings him closer to his family, which is a reason to watch in itself. One thing that was sorely missing last season was anything substantial involving Ryan’s relationship with Sandy and Kirsten. This season, we’re seeing them talking more—he runs on the beach while Sandy’s surfing, and Kirsten and Sandy both offered him advice about Taylor. And since Ryan has deferred college for a year, he’ll be in Newport all season.

1 b.) As I mentioned in a previous entry, Melinda Clarke rocked the first three episodes. One of The O.C.’s greatest strengths is its refusal, despite being a prime-time soap, to make characters too one-dimensional, and when you look over the list of things that Julie’s done in the past (sleeping with her daughter’s ex-boyfriend, trying to get Ryan arrested, sending Ryan to kill Volchok), it’s amazing that you can still sympathize with her.

1. c.) Summer’s reaction to Marissa’s death isn’t what I would have expected, but it makes sense. She’s the only one of the kids to go to college (although she was just suspended from Brown for freeing bunnies from the science lab), and she takes the change in scenery as a chance to convince herself that she’s moved on. She does this by becoming an activist for environmental and animal rights—a complete 180 from her days as the ditzy, clothes-obsessed California girl who was Marissa’s best friend. Her ultimate acceptance of Marissa’s death is a small but poignant moment—in a voicemail she leaves Seth, she breaks down and says simply, “I miss my friend.”

2. It’s staying close to the main cast.

They’ve introduced a few new characters (Summer’s activist friend Che, Luke’s twin brothers who have become friends with Kaitlin), but they haven’t taken over the show the way characters like Lindsay and Johnny have in the past.

3. Sandy’s a PD again

Seriously, how long ago did we stop caring about the Newport Group?

4. Taylor Townsend

Obviously, I hope this show isn’t cancelled, or I wouldn’t be writing this entry, but if it is, I hope something fantastic comes Autumn Reeser’s way, because she is amazing. She somehow makes Taylor over-the-top and completely relatable at the same time. Even better: she’s funny. She’s lightening up a show that had become too dramatic after being a great dramedy in its first season. And her flirtation with Ryan sounds like a terrible idea on paper, but as it’s played out on the show, it’s become an awesome case of “opposites attract.” Last week’s episode was hysterical—Ryan, after kissing Taylor, starts having ‘80s-music-video fantasies about her that leave him unable to concentrate. High school relationship awkwardness ensues—ironically enough in the first season the kids are out of high school—and they end up having a makeout session in a closet. Plus, she gets Ryan to stop brooding and smile (and Ben McKenzie has a gorgeous smile). Ryan’s relationship with Marissa was full of drama, but Taylor’s loquaciousness and quirkiness play well off Ryan’s quiet, serious nature and bring out a lighter side of him we haven’t seen much of.

5. Kaitlin

Honestly, I didn’t really like her last season. I didn’t quite get why they’d brought her back in with a different actress—back in the first season, she had a pony who got alopecia, and the next season she was shipped off to boarding school with one throwaway line. But this season they’ve developed her character more, and she’s actually proved very entertaining. Marissa was a self-absorbed drama queen who never seemed to think she did anything wrong, but Kaitlin is more like Julie—an unapologetic bitch with a heart. She ended last season wanting to “rule Harbor,” but the most recent episode has her bored and smoking pot behind the bleachers as the bitchy popular girl hands out invitations to her party. Kaitlin responds by throwing her own rager to spite the bitch. In another recent episode, she and Julie are both flirting with the same guy. I read some article the other day where the reviewer called Kaitlin “Jailbaitlin,” which pretty much sums her up.

6. Seth and Summer

Hallelujah. So far this season, the writers have been able to keep them interesting without breaking them up. Seth has stopped being so self-absorbed and lying to Summer all the time. Instead, he’s very sweetly offering to give Summer her space while she adjusts to her new life (“If you don’t hear from me for awhile, it’s not because I don’t love you, it’s because I do”) and putting off RISD until Summer’s suspension is over so that they can both go to Providence together. They worked through their rough patch at the beginning, where Seth would leave Summer rambling voicemails that she seldom answered, and they’re now as cute together as ever.

The O.C. this season is in an awful time slot—up against Grey’s Anatomy and CSI. While I have nothing against Grey’s Anatomy, I’m pissed that it’s taking viewers away from The O.C. when the show has finally become just as entertaining as it was in its first season, if not more so.

But you know what? Grey’s is a rerun on Thursday, so your job, my dear readers, is to:

a.) watch the show (which looks awesome, by the way—it’s an It’s A Wonderful Life-type thing that shows what would have happened if Ryan never came to Newport) and

b.) sign this petition.

See you Thursday at 9, on Fox.

What’s Wrong with Studio 60

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

In my last entry, I talked about a new TV show I love. In this one, I’m going to talk about a new TV show that’s starting to frustrate me. (And my next entry will have absolutely nothing to do with TV, because this is not Katie’s TV Blog.)

For a show with such low ratings, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip has gotten an extraordinary amount of media attention. With all the big names attached to it, it’s no wonder. Aaron Sorkin is back! Matthew Perry is back! Plus Bradley Whitford, Amanda Peet, D.L. Hughley, Sarah Paulson, and plenty of others.

I had high hopes after the first episode, which started off with a bang (the executive producer of the show-within-a-show gets canned after ranting on live TV about how much better the show used to be) and felt like a miniature movie. But since then, the show has not come close to fulfilling its potential. And that, I think, is the frustrating thing, and part of the reason it’s gotten so much press. It should be much better than it is, and because we want it to be good, people are invested in it even when it’s not living up to our expectations.

I know Aaron Sorkin isn’t reading this, because he has openly showed contempt for Internet fans. On a West Wing episode called “The U.S. Poet Laureate,” a character mocked an Internet fan board, not-so-coincidentally after Sorkin had embarrassed himself by posting on and complaining about Television Without Pity. And on the second episode of Studio 60, characters bemoaned the growing influence of bloggers on public opinion about TV. Simon says that a popular blogger “is writing…in her pajamas. She’s got a freezer full of Jenny Craig and she’s surrounded by her five cats,” and Tom says that the New York Times will pick up her quote and publish it as the “fan reaction.”

So Aaron Sorkin will not be reading this blog (which, in case you were wondering, is written by a cat-less, Jenny Craig-less, struggling, single twenty-something who may or may not be in her pajamas), and while Katie Johnston Chase at the Boston Globe has been nice enough to feature “Struggling Single Twenty-Something” in the “Sidekick” section a couple of times, I don’t think my opinions alone can be called the fan reaction. But I know there are others who share my opinions (namely, some of my friends at The Publishing Company), so after thinking about it for awhile, I’ve come up with a list of reasons why the show isn’t as good as it could be.

1. It takes itself too seriously.

Aaron Sorkin’s self-righteousness is the show’s main problem, actually. If it’s a show about running the country, you are allowed to get serious and talk about how Big and Important all these Issues are. If it’s a show about a fricking comedy show…you aren’t. Aaron Sorkin needs to get off his high horse and start showing some respect for the viewers his show so desperately needs. Wes’s outburst at the start of the pilot should have been the end of the ranting about the quality of TV these days. Instead, nearly every episode has complaints about TV in some form or another. I get that Jordan is supposed to be kind of a wish-fulfillment network president who turns down sensationalistic reality shows in favor of serious and intelligent dramas, but that doesn’t change the fact that IT’S JUST TV! TV is not going to change the world, no matter how many times Sorkin tells us it will.

2. The sketches aren’t funny

They’re just not. Cheeses of Nazareth? Thank God we didn’t actually get to see that one, because hearing about it was more than enough. Actually, we don’t see much of any of the sketches, so…how hard is it to make a tiny piece of a sketch funny? The characters will talk about how funny a sketch is. They’ll say it over and over until they hope we believe it. But we don’t. The sketches aren’t funny. I can appreciate the Gilbert and Sullivan song at the end of the second episode, but that’s honestly about it. And while I can see why they never showed the “Crazy Christians” sketch about which they spent two episodes talking—after all that, there was no way they could create anything that would live up to it—they need to show us that they’re capable of writing a sketch that funny. And that they’re capable of coming up with a better name for a sketch than “Crazy Christians.”

3. Vast oversimplification of the culture wars

Why does every episode need a religion rant? Or a red state vs. blue state rant? This show is supposed to be about entertainment, but Sorkin seems like he just wants to get in all the political jabs he missed out on after the cocaine and mushrooms forced him away from The West Wing. And while he thinks he’s trying to make it complex, he’s…not. The episode with Tom’s parents, for instance, was a triumph of clichés. His parents are these sourpuss, out-of-touch Midwesterners who have never heard of Abbott and Costello (seriously) and, to Tom’s annoyance, have no appreciation for his line of work. In one of the most unintentionally funny moments in TV history, after Tom, in frustration, tells his parents that they’re “standing in the middle of the Paris Opera House of American television,” his father explodes, “Your little brother is STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF AFGHANISTAN!” Which apparently is the antithesis of working for a popular, liberal-leaning comedy show. It’s the most broad, simplistic way of showing ideological differences, and it just doesn’t work.

Same goes for Harriet Hayes. She would be an interesting, complex character who happens to be Christian if they didn’t feel the need to mention her religion every single episode. Consequently, she’s becoming nothing more than the Christian Comedian, when I think the original point of her character was to be more than that.

Speaking of which…

4. Matt and Harriet

First of all, like I said, Harriet’s religion comes up every single episode. I know their relationship is based on Sorkin’s relationship with Kristin Chenoweth, and I can’t imagine that Chenoweth is pleased with how this has played out onscreen. It’s like Sorkin wanted a chance to win all the arguments he had with her, so he constantly has Matt trying to one-up her.

But my other issue with their relationship is that too much has happened with them too fast. At the beginning of the show, they had just broken up and had learned that they were working together. The logical course of events would be for them to fight without flirting for awhile, then settle into neutrality, then start dating other people, then gradually start to be attracted to each other again. And this should last at least a season. Instead, we go directly to the bickering, then the dating other people, then the almost-kiss, then the ultra-cheesy line, “Are you crazy about me or just crazy?” All within eight episodes. Way to guarantee that no one is interested in them anymore.

5. Amanda Peet/Jordan McDeere

I love Amanda Peet. I think she’s a great comedic actress (awesome in The Whole Nine Yards) and would be great on a TV show. That said, I think she was completely miscast as Jordan McDeere. I get that Jordan is supposed to be insecure in her new job, especially with the pressure coming down on her from all sides, but Peet has yet to convince me that there’s a reason why Jordan was hired in the first place. Yeah, her jokes fall flat, she thinks she has no friends…that’s fine. I can accept those as character quirks. But she needs to carry herself with more confidence. Even in the big “Nations vs. Search and Destroy” decision she didn’t come off as authoritative so much as stubborn. I know that her being young and a woman is part of the point, but she just is not convincing as a network president.

Also, a couple of other things about her that I find unrealistic. First, Jordan spends way too much time at Studio 60. It’s not the only show on NBS, I presume, so doesn’t she have more important things to do than trying to make new friends at the wrap party? Second, I do not get what the big deal is about her ex-husband coming out with a book about her. She’s a network president, not the President of the United States. Or a rock star. Or even one of the stars of Studio 60. The general public does not give a crap about network presidents and their personal lives, unless they killed someone or something. The president of NBC is Jeff Zucker, and he went to Harvard. That is literally the only thing I know about him (and I only know that because of an internship I once had). And I have no idea who the presidents of ABC and CBS are. Now, granted, being young and a woman, Jordan may get more media attention than the average network president in the Studio 60 world, but I still can’t imagine the general public giving a second thought to Jordan’s ex-husband’s assertions that she hates kids.

6. Everyone gets along too well

The cast members, I mean. There’s plenty of fighting going on with the writing staff, and between Matt and Harriet, and between Jordan and Jack, and in plenty of other places. But the cast members of Studio 60 seem to be just peachy with each other. Dylan was offered the news seat, and…he didn’t want it? Simon, Harriet, and Tom are referred to as “The Big 3”…and no one else vies for that title? Yeah, there was the conflict between Jeannie and Harriet early on after Matt spent time with Jeannie, but that blew over pretty fast. I don’t want it to turn into bicker-fest, but a little tension among the cast members might be nice.

7. Repetition

Good lord. For a show that purports to respect our intelligence, these characters sure do repeat themselves a lot. Like in the last two episodes—how many times did Simon say the joint was his? And why did Harriet have to repeat her entire quote on homosexuality so many times? We got it the first time.

And also—enough with the long-winded speeches. When Jack went into his big defense of Jordan in the last episode, Steven Weber’s delivery was excellent and the speech was funny and well-written…but it didn’t have the impact it should have had. Why? Because we’re in speech and lecture overkill. And that’s what’s really unfortunate. All the preachiness is killing some of the more genuine moments.

So, why am I still watching? Why do I still cling to the belief that this show can be saved? Well, because there are still several things that do work in this show, and if Aaron Sorkin could just take a step back and view this show objectively, he’d see these and take advantage of them:

1. Matthew Perry

No matter what happens with this show, Matthew Perry is going to come away a winner. He’s successfully broken out of the Friends mold. In the past, most of his roles were just incarnations of Chandler Bing—while I loved The Whole Nine Yards (which coincidentally, Amanda Peet was also in), the movie could have been called Chandler Meets the Mob in Montreal. His performances here have been solid, despite his not always having the best material to work with. I’m glad, because I always thought he had potential as a dramatic actor, and he’s really proven himself here. In the second episode, when he yells at Harriet for making him look stupid in front of the writers, telling her that if she does that again he’ll bench her and make her the highest-paid extra in Hollywood, I just thought, Wow. Chandler Bing has left the building.

2. Nathan Corddry

I had never heard of him before the show started, and with all the big-name stars on Studio 60, it was awhile before I paid his character much attention. But now that they’ve given Tom some interesting storylines…I have to say, I am really loving him. He’s cute, he’s funny, he’s interesting, and Nathan Corddry plays him really well. He is maybe the one character on this show who’s never obnoxious or annoying, and that’s an accomplishment in itself.

3. Matt and Danny’s relationship

I don’t know why they’re hitting us over the head with Matt and Harriet when the relationship between Matt and Danny is so much more interesting. Matthew Perry and Bradley Whitford have great friendship chemistry, but the show is more interested in Matt/Harriet and Danny/Jordan (like we don’t see where that’s going) moments. Also, I really want them to get into what’s behind Danny’s drug use. We’ve gotten into Harriet’s backstory already, and Tom’s and Simon’s, but we don’t know too much about what makes Matt and Danny the way they are.

4. Some smaller comic moments

While the sketches aren’t funny, there have been some great comedic moments in the scripts. I like the doomsday clock that drives Matt crazy. I liked the national anthem story about Matt and Harriet (“They were standing already!”). I liked Simon and Tom going to bat for Suzanne after she leaked information to the reporter but just making things worse. I liked the whole plagiarism debacle in the fourth episode, and I liked Harriet’s bear story (“When asked for comment, the bear said, ‘RAAAAHR!’”). Less preachiness, more moments like these, please.

5. The guest stars

This could be a win-win situation. It gives celebrities a chance for exposure (Sting plays the lute! Who knew?) and it lends itself to some nice moments in the script. I liked how they used Felicity Huffman in the pilot—very realistic, very natural. But they completely wasted Lauren Graham. Yeah, I know she has her day job on Gilmore Girls, but she has great chemistry with Matthew Perry, and in the two episodes she was in, she did nothing. That’s just criminal, and I think Sorkin needs to start taking advantage of the built-in opportunity he’s given himself.

Now for some good news about TV.

Desperate Housewives

This show has finally gotten back on track. The problems with last season’s mystery were that a.) there wasn’t that much to it, b.) it had to do with a family we weren’t really emotionally invested in, and the only housewife it really involved was Bree, and c.) it was too easy to figure out (it was the other brother, duh!).

This season, I honestly have no clue where the mystery is going. Is Orson framing Mike? Or has Mike been a bad guy all along, and Orson’s a good guy? If not, why are the writers making Orson more sympathetic? What the hell is up with Orson’s mother? And is Art’s “invalid sister” the same woman Orson was visiting in the mental hospital?

Also, the supermarket hostage episode was fantastic. And not just because they finally got rid of the incredibly annoying Nora. Another problem with the show last season was that the writers had no idea what to do with Lynette. At first, she was the harried stay-at-home mom, but when that got old, they had to send her back to work. Then that got old. But now Lynette is going to have a fifth kid, and I hope they’re going to show the emotional impact the shootings had on her. Unwittingly, she did play a role in Nora’s death, and on some level I think she did want it to happen. I hope they deal with her guilt over that, and I wonder if she’s heading for a breakdown like she did in the baseball-field scene in the first season. I kind of hope so. Felicity Huffman is such a good actress, and she needs good storylines like that.

The O.C.

I hated Marissa, so I wasn’t too sorry when she died. (Although honestly, I still don’t see why it was necessary to kill her off. They could have just had her go to college somewhere.) But I was also curious to see how it would play out. It could either be great for the show or really horrible, but after watching three episodes, I’m happy to say that it’s the former.

First, it’s given Melinda Clarke a chance to shine. No matter how awful Julie acts, you can never hate her, and that’s to Clarke’s credit. She just has this presence that fills up the screen, and now, with Julie mourning her daughter, it’s more powerful than ever.

Summer’s way of grieving isn’t what I would have predicted, but it makes complete sense. Marissa was the friend with whom she was self-absorbed and sheltered, so now that she’s in college, Summer’s going to the opposite extreme, pushing all thoughts of Marissa out of her mind by becoming an activist for causes she doesn’t really understand or care about. Her little breakdown in the most recent episode, when she said, “I miss my friend,” wasn’t overdone, and it ended up being very poignant.

I love Seth, but he’s sometimes written as very self-centered and verbose, and they’ve toned that down so far this season. He’s been a great friend and brother to Ryan so far, and that’s a side of him we need to see more of.

So far, the show has also stayed close to the main cast. One big mistake on the writers’ parts last season was focusing too much on secondary characters like Johnny. Then when Johnny died, no one even cared. But the storylines thus far have all been about the main cast, and while they’ve introduced a few new characters (Che, the Ward twins), they haven’t gotten overwhelming screen time.

And while the friendship and romance on this show is always interesting, the heart of The O.C. is Ryan’s relationship with the Cohens. I’m always most interested in how they function as a family, and so far we’ve seen more of that. Kirsten’s had some nice moments in the first few episodes, particularly in her scenes with Taylor (who is awesome, and who is now a cast member). Last season, there weren’t as many moments where we saw Sandy and Kirsten really being parents, and this season they’ve shown more of that.

The O.C. will always be a cheesy soap opera, but even guilty pleasures can be intelligently written, and this season, The O.C. is taking steps toward being as smart as it was in its first season.

Katie Recommends: Six Degrees

Apparently, my two roommates and I are the only three people in the world watching this show. How is that possible? Not only is it on right after Grey’s Anatomy (we’re also the only three people in the world who don’t watch GA), but it’s genuinely good. My roommate Chris doesn’t watch anything, and even he likes Six Degrees. How many shows are there where you a.) honestly don’t know where the storyline is heading and b.) actually like all the main characters?

Both are true for me with Six Degrees. The six main characters are Carlos (Jay Hernandez), a cute and romantic public defender; Mae (Erika Christensen), a young runaway who works as a nanny and has a mysterious box; Damien (Dorian Missick), a chauffeur and ex-con trying to turn his life around with limited success; Whitney (Bridget Moynahan), a type-A advertising executive who recently dumped her cheating fiancé; Steven (Campbell Scott), an alcoholic photographer trying to mend fences with his ex-wife and twelve-year-old son; and Laura (Hope Davis), a widowed mother whose husband was a journalist killed in Iraq. None of them are perfect (otherwise, there’d be no show), but they’re all written sympathetically, and the actors, for the most part, do good work.

Some of the characters have already met. So far, Mae is Laura’s nanny, Carlos and Mae started dating after he got some charges dropped for her, Carlos and Damien have become friends, Laura and Whitney met and became friends at a nail salon, Steven has done work for Whitney’s firm, Steven once took pictures of Laura when he saw her crying, Damien once had an offer to make money illegally by tracking down Mae, and Damien drove Whitney to a Halloween party, after which she had a breakdown in his car. Did you follow all that? If not, trust me, it’s easier to keep track of on the show.

I don’t know if the rest of the characters will meet soon, or if they’ll just influence each other’s lives in some indirect way, but that’s kind of the point. Like I said, I don’t know where it’s going. On Thursday’s episode, Steven takes care of his son Max while his wife goes to visit her father for a week. During that week, Steven messes up again and again—Max gets suspended for showing classmates some suggestive pictures that Steven took, Steven breaks Max’s video game system while arguing with him, Steven introduces his girlfriend to Max after his ex-wife told him not to, and Max falls off his skateboard and breaks his arm. Throughout the episode, you just keep imagining that it’s leading to a big blow-up with his ex-wife, but instead, she ends up breaking down because it turns out her father is terminally ill. You’ve kind of forgotten about her father at that point, so it’s a surprise ending and leads to the news that Steven will have to take care of Max again.

On the same episode, Laura, who was recently hired as the assistant to the obnoxious assistant of an interior designer, finds out that she’s getting promoted, but the obnoxious assistant will either have to be fired or work for her. He ends up staying, but the biggest surprise is at the end, when the (female) interior designer kisses Laura—an ending I absolutely did not see coming.

Another thing I like about Six Degrees is that it doesn’t drag out storylines longer than necessary. I thought we’d never find out Mae’s backstory, but they told us almost everything about her in the fifth episode– she was in an abusive relationship with a guy whose family was involved in a multi-state drug trade, and ever since Mae’s brother Erik killed the guy in self defense, the two of them have been on the run. (We still don’t know what’s in Mae’s box, though!) Similarly, the plotline about Whitney’s cheating fiance, Roy, is the kind of thing that could have gone on forever, but instead they wrapped it up in the fourth episode- and in a very unexpected way. While the audience knew from the pilot episode that he was cheating on her, Whitney only suspected and tended to believe all the lies he told her. Then Roy became a victim of “The Puncher,” a guy who was assaulting men on the streets, seemingly randomly, and when it hit the papers that “The Puncher” was attacking all the men his wife had slept with, Whitney found out for sure, in the worst way possible, that Roy was cheating on her. (That episode, by the way, ended with a great little detail– vendors in Central Park selling “Free the Puncher” T-shirts. You know that’s exactly what would happen in real life.)

So please, watch this show! I’m really enjoying it and don’t want it to be cancelled.