Riki Lindhome is the blonde one from Garfunkel and Oates (I can never remember which one is Garfunkel and which one is Oates), and both she and Kate Micucci have done some solo work as well. My friend Jenny introduced me to this Riki Lindhome song, “Beige Curtains,” which makes me smile every time I hear it. Even if you don’t have an ex as douchey as the guy in the song, I think every girl can relate to these lyrics.
Valentine’s Day is coming up, and whether you’re single, taken, or somewhere in between…be grateful this year that you’re nothing like a pair of beige curtains. You’re not a simple girl—you’re a Katie girl.