They’re Not Quite Gods, But…

My neighborhood is full of churches and dentist’s offices. There’s one church that has a marquee board that’s usually pretty interesting. One recent item on it read, “God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.” It also usually has the minister’s name up there.

This week, I noticed a new message on the marquee board:

The name of the minister is conspicuously absent. Makes me wonder if the sermon will be given by the ghosts of recently deceased celebrities.

Or maybe (although this wouldn’t explain Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon), there’s some truth to that joke about how God is Michael Jackson.

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